I think the longest I've gone without sex was 3 months. Well, that record is broken. This week was (more or less) 8 months of no sex with my wife, and I finally gave in.
Of course once I had it, I was thinking maybe I could make up for some time. Sex is sex after all. So, the next day, she gets her period. Maybe god wanted to have a laugh at me, but that wasn't the end.
Yesterday (knowing I will never touch a woman during her period) she grabs me early in the morning and decides to tease me (a.k.a. blue balls). The whole day she had a laugh at my expense, telling her brother, sister and best friend about it.
That plus...well, let's just say part of the day was farting, shit and 3 bloody higiene pads thrown at me...what a lousy day.
We ended up having a big fight right before she went to bed (I don't go to sleep at night, and it wouldn't be hard to guess why).
My time here may be running out, I don't know wtf she is thinking most of the time anymore. She is unpredictable except for the guarantee that someone will get yelled at by her every day.
I must have done something wrong in a previous life, or paying for all the stupid things I did in my teenage years.
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